July 2011
68 posts
June 2011
46 posts
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
ninaguo:
coldandgraysunnyday:
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
HAHAHAHHA
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... *sigh*
itskirk:
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When you know your Friends are lying to you…
When you see the person you love/like with someone else other than you.
When someone says, “I just want to be friends.”
Or when you just feel like you’re not good enough.
No food.
The last one, LOLOL
Hide and seek for adults.
HOLY SHIT
o: i wanna play hide and seek like that!
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
THE DEFINITION OF SWAG.
HAHAHA
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When you break something valuable..
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Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai:
wizasaur:
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paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
LOLOLOL so funny
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
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onwin:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
haha some...
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My ex's pastor told me a story once. He told me...
vulgarthoughts:
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… he saw a couple sitting there. The boy had his hand on the girls upper leg. She was wearing a short jean skirt. The pastor turned to the boy and said “Do you plan on marrying this girl?”…being a teenage boy he said “I don’t know were just dating” and then the pastor said “Then get your hands off another man’s wife.” This has always...
Getting your friend's attention:
jessicaaakim:
Getting your best friend’s attention:
LOL SO ACCURATE
LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
